Saturday Lust Pt. 2

It’s no secret that I am a woman that loves women and if you know me personally, then you know I have an affinity for the voluptuous woman: thick  thighs and a pretty face, gets my attention every time.  This month I’m gonna do an installment that I dubbed “Saturday Lust” — every Saturday I will post a picture of a woman who fits the bill. Stay tuned!

continuing the “Saturday Lust” series with Jamil Kali

Saturday Lust Pt. 1

It’s no secret that I am a woman that loves women and if you know me personally, then you know I have an affinity for the voluptuous woman: thick  thighs and a pretty face, gets my attention every time.  This month I’m gonna do an installment that I dubbed “Saturday Lust” — every Saturday I will post a picture of a woman who fits the bill. Stay tuned!

First up: Ms. Jill Scott. “Simply Beautiful”

C’mon People

We apparently live in an age where everyone wants to be the martyr for their cause. C’mon folks, everything is not prejudicial and discriminatory. Sometimes folks just don’t wanna be a party to your activity, whatever that may be. My fellow blogger LaconicIcon over at Hostile Gospel wrote a great blog a few days ago about this very subject. It was so relevant, I just had to repost it here.

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I Hope That’s Weather Treated Wood

One of the big stories today is about some actress being booted off a SW Airlines flight for kissing her girlfriend. Since I don’t have any visual evidence or eyewitness accounts, I can’t say for certain that this was not the case. However, logic and gut tells me that there’s more to this story that a simple smooch getting two women kicked off a plane.

Recently, teh gheys have been wound up a little tight about certain things. You may be scratching your head saying “b-b-b-but aren’t you a lesbian?” Indeed I am. However, I’m the first to admit that teh gheys get riled up early and often. Does discrimination against gay people exist? It surely does. Is every time something unfavorable happens to a gay person an instance of said discrimination? Nope.

I decided to blog a short list of things that seem to get the collective panties of the gheys in a bunch:

Gay Marriage – Don’t get me wrong. I do want to get officially and legally married someday. In the meantime in between time, I know all the proper legal procedures to take to ensure that my partner and I can take care of each other’s affairs provided one of us dies or becomes incapacitated. There won’t be any 5th cousin thrice removed swooping in to take my empire away from my wife. I think marriage should be available to all, but there are more pressing issues that need to be taken care of at the moment. I.E. job creation, better schools, fairer taxation, the environment, etc.

Perceived discrimination – Have I ever been discriminated against because I’m gay? Probably so. I mean it’s not too hard to pick me out of a lesbian line-up. I fit the “description”. Take the SW Airlines issue. If those chicks were pretty much giving other passengers a free show, then yeah, someone should tell them to tone it down. I think excessive PDA is unnecessary regardless of the orientation of the couple. I’m just trying to get my 100 calorie snack pack and ginger ale and get to my destination. Not trying to see tonsillectomy be performed outside an operating room.

Coming out – I’m out as the days are long. I tried to come out to family and friends but all I got was “umm we’ve been knowing you were gay”. I wanted the dramatic scene with crying and whatnot, but to no avail. Coming out is a hella personal journey that no one can force you to take. You have to do it if/when you’re ready. Some of us have a lot more to lose by coming out than others. I don’t think a person is any less gay if they never come out to family and friends. I don’t condone a person being a closet case homophobe. You have to be out to YOURSELF. You’re not gonna be hiding me under a bed every time you moms comes over or telling me I can’t look you in the eye when we’re out to dinner.

Basically gay people, I’m gonna need you to lighten up. It’s tough enough being gay without nailing yourself to a cross every chance you get. Peace.

10 Reasons Why Same-Sex Marriage Is Wrong…”A Joke”

This is of course a joke…I got a chuckle out of it, so I thought I would post it.

 Happy Monday Folks!

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning. Also apparently those homosexual animals have picked up some unnatural behavior.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven’t adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn’t changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can’t marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears’ 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn’t be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren’t full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8 ) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That’s why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That’s why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

A Summer Date

Let’s face it, Summer will be over in about a month or so. What did you and your sweetie do together this summer? Any cool dates, beach vacations or road trips? Make the best of these last few weeks and get outta the house. Break out of your relationship rut and take your sweetie on one of these fun summer dates.

1. Visit the Beach

Going to the beach in the summer is a must! Walk with your sweetie hand in hand, splash around in the waves and have a good time together.

2. Take in a Sporting Event

Summer is a great time to be outdoors and cheering for your home team. If you’re lucky enough to live in a city with a WNBA team, surprise her with court-side seats. Feeling adventurous? Check out something new, like roller derby…it is a great option and is packed with action.

3. Picnic

Pack up a basket of goodies and head to the local park or riverside recreation area. Impress her with your cooking skills, or simply stop by the super market deli for tasty cheeses, crackers, olives, water melon and other fun finger foods.

4. See an Outdoor Concert

Check with your local Parks & Recreations department for free outdoor concerts in the parks, or head out to one of the big weekend festivals. There’s nothing better than seeing a great show outdoors on a summer night. 

5. Take a bike ride

Or do something active like roller blade, play tennis or shoot a few hoops. After working off those calories, reward yourselves with a soft-serve ice cream cone.
 

6. Visit an Outdoor Cafe

Try and reserve a table near the sidewalk so you can watch the people go by. Enjoy each other and people watching over a slow glass of wine.

7. Take a Boat Ride

There’s nothing nicer than being out on the water on a hot summer day or evening. Rent canoes or kayaks and take a slow cruise around the lake, or if you’re more into speed, catch a ride on a jet boat excursion. Better yet, if there’s a dinner boat cruise in your area, that can be a great “special date.”

 
 

Lesbian Moment?

I am an avid yahoo chat user….it just helps my day go by faster. Thanks Yahoo! Anyway, yesterday I got an IM from a girl I befriended a few years ago when MySpace was popular. She was cool for the most part…even came to a big birthday bash I had back in 2008. Now mind you, I have not heard, seen or talked to this woman since 2008 and all of a sudden she pops up on my IM yesterday trying to chat me up. Needless to say, I was baffled because:

  1. I don’t really know you anymore. Any kind of friendship we had has been washed away by the tide…I had to think for a few mins to refresh my memory…and
  2. Why did you decide today to contact me. I took your name out of my IM list years ago and had no intention of contacting you again. Did you really think that I would just start chatting it up with you like we were cool or sumthin? Surely you jest? Well maybe not.

So chick just starts babbling about not seeing my honey and I out on the “scene” and how she thought we may have broken up because lesbian relationships rarely last. Then she goes into this spill about her bad experiences in the clubs and with other lesbians, so much so that she has stopped dealing with that crowd and so on and so forth. I am of course reading all this and wondering still: Why they heck did you contact me and further feel the need to inform me of all of your dealings? Surely you jest? So I ask?…You got to be kidding me right? We have not communicated in years. We never really had a friendship past the general pleasantries…so why?

She replied:  “Girl, I was having a lesbian moment. I felt you could understand where I was coming from, so I hit you up.

She got no reply from me…I blocked her and closed my Yahoo IM for the day.